Hmm. This uniform definitely has its benefits. I have a full range of movement plus it is made of a tough fiber, essential for outdoor combat. The boots are definitely top quality. I can see them lasting for quite a few years. My only complaints are the gaudy colors. I may have to dye this so it can have a proper camouflage pattern.

However, it is slightly obvious that this uniform was intended for a female. I must ask for my own outfit back or a male version of this outfit.

[ooc; What what, in the butt?]

Al, location.

Unavailable? Is this another one of your jokes? Jokes aren't appropriate for missions. They instill a sense of false calm while it is prudent to stand ready at all times.

Ah. I see. Not a problem. I will now commence an operation to successfully find the location of Chidori. You will provide support. Without jokes and without music you've downloaded.

...

Sergeant Sagara Sousuke, reporting.

How do I properly do this? A story?

I have a question to pose to the city.

I have this friend. His name is Sou- Segarl. He frequently speaks to, follows, and protects a girl. For some reason, she always seems to be mad at m- him. Is there a peaceful way for Segarl to rectify this situation? I do not think it is a communication problem because I frequently explain what is on my mind. Maybe it's low blood pressure?

That's odd. The fish don't seem to be biting today. Perhaps it's the bait? Or are there any fish out there? I should probably try some dynamite. Chidori, could you bring me some?

[ooc; older Sousuke, on vacation with Chidori. Probably around 27~]

With Yagami Light's return, I must remain vigilant and avoid placing Chidori in unwanted danger. Cutting my interactions with her to a minimum may be prudent. She can take care of herself temporarily.

What is the purpose of the memes posted yesterday. I do not see how cats and bad grammar are any use on the network. Perhaps a distraction from a real purpose or terrorist ring?

( Police Force Filter )

Chidori. I take it that you have survived. No injuries? I will be visiting the store you work at today.

Fighting and drinking. I do not understand the obsession.

You evil monsters are asking for it! With these Clow Sousuke Cards, I will defend the innocent, peace, and justice.

Prepare yourself!

An amusement park. A hideout for drug dealers and gang crime. It seems that this one was just created so I doubt there are any problems yet. What is the point of one? I don't understand. Is there some reason to flock to attractions? Wouldn't parachuting be more "fun"?

Chidori. Go with me.

Fumo! Fumomomo!

FUMOFUU!

[ooc; Umm, want to be taken in by a guy in the Bonta-kun suit and shotgun? Go ahead. Needs moar translators]

Tomorrow is July 4th. For Americans, it marks a turning point. Their war against Britain turned from fighting for more rights to fighting for freedom on July 4th 1776. On July 3rd, 1863, the American Army defeated the Confederate Army at Gettysburg, Pennsylvania. July 4th, 1863, the Confederate Army retreated from Pennsylvania. On the same day, the Confederate Army in Vicksburg surrendered, freeing the Mississippi river into American hands.

July 4th marks a turning point in world history. It marks the time when democracy began to prevail over monarchy. If you come from a free world, when you wake up tomorrow, remember that the free world you live in was not founded by the rich but by the hard working citizens of that world. If you are from an oppressed world, then remember that the future relies on you. Do not resort to terrorism. Only hard work and proper training will forge your path.

[Special Assault Filter]

Having much experience in this area, I must throw out an option. If this is not a curse, then this is a classic case of Biological Warfare. Symptoms some people are experiencing are very similar to gases and diseases that are spread through terrorist bombs and equipment. I suggest that the matter be looked in to. To facilitate this process, I have Biohazard suits created for this purpose. I greatly recommend they be worn at all times.

[/Special Assault Filter]

Chidori. Put on one of these. That is the safest thing to do right now. I will not be available for a while so if you require anything else, ask now.

[ooc; Natually paranoid, it's always terrorists to him.]

I'm not an idiot. Why are you leaving? Actions like this are the cause of war. Let's compromise!!

[a sigh]

I don't understand. Why did she get mad when I offered to cook instead of going out to eat? Wouldn't it be cheaper that way? Conservation of money is key to a relationship.

[ooc; Playing dating games. And failing. ;_;]

Chidori. I require your assistance but please do not panic. It will only cause more problems. I require your hands, some hot water, and some bandages.

[ooc; The shrapnel in the stomach from earlier in the series. Yeah.]

Sagara Sousuke, fully reporting for duty. If there are any specific missions, please refer them to me.

[private to Chidori]

Chidori. I wish for your assistance. How do I "properly" react in this type of situation? How should I respond?

Dude, this is like....so not cool. Whoever stashed these weapons away needs to learn to take a chill pill.

Hey man, where's my bodacious babe? Food is needed. Chop chop. I want to hit the waves tonight.

Mistress mine, where are you roaming?
O, stay and hear; your true love's coming,
That can sing both high and low:
Trip no further, pretty sweeting;
Journeys end in lovers meeting,
Every wise man's son doth know.
What is love? 'Tis not hereafter;
Present mirth hath present laughter;
What's to come is still unsure:
In delay there lies not plenty;
Then, come kiss me, sweet and twenty,
Youth's a stuff will not endure.

[ooc; Comes from "O Mistress Mine"]

Extermination complete. Mission time: 15:31. Mission success.

What's this....?

Ah.

[a pause with a ticking sound]

CHIDORI, GET DOWN!

[sound of a package being thrown, grenade pin being pulled, then ending in an explosion]

[ooc; Got a bomb delivered to him by a child which was from Johan. Used a grenade to explode the bomb and ungracefully tackled Chidori]

As many of you may have noticed, the elections for Warden is soon. I, Sergeant Sagara Sousuke, am running for that spot. I resigned as head of the police force for many reasons, one of them being so I could run for this position in a non biased manner.

Regardless of that fact, I am here for you. While young, I have many years of anti-terrorist experience. As Warden, your safety is my top priority. I will not make silly promises to you as I probably may not be able to keep them, situations withstanding. I can say this. As Warden, I will continue to revitalize the police force and bring the troublemakers in this city to their knees using any means neccessary.

All questions and comments can be directed to me. I will not spout any propaganda but I will say that without a doubt, I am the best candidate for this position. Vote for me.

( Private//Hackable )

Yagami Light. A word please.

Chidori. Stay inside. I will supply you with a weapon.